You think we all look alike? You think we all want to put you on a pedestal as a reward for shouldering that white man’s burden?

Such a heavy burden. And so misunderstood by women of your own race. They all want to be men and what shall men do? What shall you men do? Run to Asia? Find someone grateful for your whiteness, for your American citizenship, for your kind explanations of the world and how it works?

Settle back into your geisha dreams, your Suzie Wong wishes and your real man mind set. There are real women and there is The Suzie Wong Club.

一笑千金　（yī xiào qiān jīn)

The smile of a beautiful woman is worth a thousand pieces of gold.

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The Suzie Wong Club

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